Guys. Gals. Evening, Tumblrators.
I don’t ask for much. All I ask for this holiday season is to reach into your hearts and vote for my sweater. Look at it. It has eagles on it. Eagles and bears.
Look, here’s the thing. Out of like 24,000 submissions, I’m ranked 112. The top 100 get their sweaters made. I am so close. I would wear this magnificent garment, like, all the time. This would be my favorite sweater ever, and I would possibly even have a fancy photo shoot done in it. This shoot would include axes, beards, and plenty of smoldering ‘tude.
Please, for Ron Swanson’s sake, vote. You can vote every day, if you feel so inclined. It would make this little copywriter’s heart very happy.
I will keep the plug posts to a minimum. Thank you.